Ready-flawed products

I don’t appreciate the quasi-sacred respect for new possessions.

The fear of scratches on the door of your brand new car and the insistence on putting something below your cup of tea, in order to protect the shiny surface of the tropical timber table. Or the acrobatic way of eating a slice of pizza on the road, to preserve the whiteness of your new silk shirt.

That’s why I’m proposing a new range of products: ready-flawed objects to make your life easier and help you feel comfortable.

Trousers with a little hole near the right pocket, cups freshly spoilt (how to translate ‘sbeccata’, who knows?), myrtle juice stained sofas.

With a 1 year guarantee: if you don’t feel at ease yet, a company’s courier will come at your place ready to ruin your shopping additionally. Free of charge.

3 thoughts on “Ready-flawed products”

  1. with the verb insistence you need to use the preposition “on” or “in”. So it would be better to say:

    the insistence on putting something below your cup of tea.

    or

    the insistence in using a coaster for your cup of tea.

    myrtle juice is not posessive in this sentence you don’t need to use “´s”.

    For the last sentence I would say:

    With a one year guarantee: if you still don´t feel at ease after that time, one of the company´s couriers will go to your place to ruin your shopping a bit more. Free of charge.

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  2. I don?t appreciate the quasi-sacred respect for new possessions.

    The fear of scratches on the door of your brand new car and the insistence on putting something below your cup of tea, in order to protect the shiny surface of the tropical timber table. Or the acrobatic way of eating a slice of pizza on the road, to preserve the whiteness of your new silk shirt.

    That?s why I?m proposing a new range of products: ready-flawed objects to make your life easier and help you feel comfortable.

    Trousers with a little hole near the right pocket, cups freshly spoilt (how to translate ?sbeccata?, who knows?), myrtle juice stained sofas.

    With a one year guarantee: if you still don?t feel at ease, one of the company?s couriers will go to your place to ruin your shopping a bit more. Free of charge.

    Like

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